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Who's there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas !
Q. What's red & white & red & white &red & white & red & white??? A. Santa Claus Rolling down a Hill !!!
Bert, aged 25. ‘My wife’s an angel’. Don, aged 57. ‘Your lucky, mine is still alive’.
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick!

jokes on christmas

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you have in December that’s not in any other month? The letter D!
Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?" Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."
Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.

christmas jokes 2013

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.
Christmas is truly a magical moment.
Your money disappears into thin air.
The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum - you can’t beat it…

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