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Woody Allen Thoughts



On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.


Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.


Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.


Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.


It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.


Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.


It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.


If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.


As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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