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My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Life is hard, after all, it kills you.
Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
We go through life thinking we’re invincible, but the truth is we’re totally vincible.
Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath.

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